You, dear and loyal readers, are very normal, well adjusted human beings. Right?
Don't ask me how this came up, but at work the other day the subject of eye licking came up.
Me: "Yeah, that thing over there kinda reminds me of, ... have you ever licked someone's eyeball?"
Sarah: "Oh hell yeah"
Me: "It's not quite what you expected was it? But still kinda fun, right?"
Somebody overheard that exchange and thought it was the grossest thing ever. I then realized that I was talking to probably one of the most perverted people I've ever come into contact with, so I asked some other folks. I got a really mixed response. Folks had either done it, or thought it was a horrifying thing. It was almost as if I had asked them "have you ever made out with a corpse?"
Anyway, help me out here. What do you all think? There's a little poll over there to the left.
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