David is:
- fake
- a sick bastard
- a keen Manchester United football supporter
- citizen of the year
- the youngest pumper at Buffalo Children's Hospital
- delivered by a geological catastrophe
- an utter bastard
- a slash biter
- going to whip Paul
- into Google
- a fool
- simply the best
- playing with his balls again
- a rooster
- currently enjoying the success of the new album "Custom Made", which is burning up the European charts and getting favorable airplay and reviews
- 55 years old and widowed
- 39 years old
- one year old
- 12, though he was one when he was arrested
- right
- wrong
- currently a hot property in the character actor business
- working toward sweet dreams
- a 1990 graduate
- interested in the central engines of active galactic nuclei
- the perfect gentleman
- good, but not yet world class
- having a case of roid
- a model of modesty
- a mofo
- a Goliath
- on Humboldt Parkway in Buffalo
- always good for good advice
- a funny guy
- an occult/satanic symbol
- the best damn hockey player ever
- still hoping to walk away with a Grammy tonight
Try it yourself. It's fun.
1 comment:
That Googlism thing is pretty funny; I just don't really get what it's doing. Just looking at pages that have your name on it and boiling it down into a sentence? It's kind of weird.
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